function changewords() {
 
 // pwning:
 cchange("pwn","own");
 cchange(" ownzor"," own");
 
 achange(" is good "," owns "); 
 achange(" are good "," own "); 
 achange(" am good "," own ");
 cchange("good you","better than you");
 cchange("good me","better than me");
 cchange("good them","better than them");
 cchange("good him","better than him");
 cchange("good her","better than her");
 cchange("good it","better than it");
 cchange("good us","better than us");
 cchange("good that","better than that");
 cchange("good all","better than all");
 achange(" defeated "," owned "); 
 
 
 cchange("my are good","my own");
 cchange("your are good","your own");
 cchange("their are good","their own");
 cchange("our are good","our own");
 cchange("her are good","her own");
 cchange("his are good","his own");
 


 
 
 // others:
 
 achange(" are "," r ");
 achange(" am "," m ");
 achange("unhack","uhaxor");
 achange("hacker","haxor");
 cchange("hackerer","hacker");
 achange("excellent","xellent");
 achange(" are you "," ru ");
 achange("hack","haxor");
 achange("penis","penor");
 cchange(" pwn "," own ");
 achange(" yay "," woot ");
 achange(" you"," joo");
 cchange(" yor "," your ");
 //alert(textin);
 achange("speak","speek");
 achange("internet","big lan");
 achange(" picture"," pixor");
 achange("n   [^]   t ","   [^]   nt ");
 achange(" kill"," frag");
 achange(" lamer "," llama ");
 achange(" newbie "," noob ");
 achange(" sex "," sexor ");
 achange(" technique "," tekniq ");
 achange("quake","quaek"); 
 achange(" rock "," roxor ");
 achange(" rocks "," roxorez ");
 achange("cool","kewl");
 achange(" the "," teh ");
 achange("ass","azz");
 achange("cum","spooge");
 achange("ejaculate","spooge");
 achange("fuck","fuxor"); 
 achange("phuck","phuxor"); 
 achange("porn","pron");
 achange("dude","dood");
 achange(" me "," meh ");
 achange(" with "," wit ");
 achange(" oh my god "," omg ");
 cchange(" omfg "," oh my f*cking god ");
 achange(" oh my fucking god "," omfg ");
 achange(" oh my phoxoring god "," omfg ");
 cchange("wtf","what the f*ck");
 achange(" what the fuck "," wtf ");
 cchange(" roflmao "," rolling on the floor laughing my ass off ");
 cchange(" rofl "," rolling on the floor laughing ");
 achange(" laugh my ass off "," lmao ");
 achange(" okay "," kk ");
 achange(" thanks "," thx ");
 achange("rude","rood");
 achange("ness ","nees ");
 achange("please","pleez");
 achange("money","lewt");
 cchange("loot","money");

 
 achange("qu","kw");
 achange("fear","fjeer");  
 achange(" because "," cuz ");

 achange("more elite","eliteer");
 achange(" an a"," a a");
 achange(" an e"," a e");
 achange(" an i"," a i");
 achange(" an o"," a o");
 achange(" an u"," a u"); 
 achange("bitch","bizotch");
 achange("suck","suxor");
 achange("at ","@ ");
 achange(" e@ "," eat ");
 if (transtype==1) achange("e@","eat");
 achange("elite","leet");
 achange(" computers "," boxen ");
 achange(" computer "," boxor ");
 achange(" you "," u ");
 achange(" your"," ur");
 //achange("eck ","ek ");
 achange(" loot "," lewt ");
 achange(" stuff "," lewt ");
 achange(" fool "," foo ");
 achange(" yo "," jo ");
 achange("ks ","x ");
 achange("se ","ze ");
 achange("nigga","nigzor");
 achange("nigger","nigzor");
 achange("negro","nigzor");
 cchange("ah ","er ");
 cchange("yeer","yeah");
 achange("ing ","in   [^]    "); 
 achange("very gay","gheyzor");
 achange(" f"," ph");
 achange("ash ","# ");
 achange(" cu"," ku");
 achange(" ca"," ka");
 achange(" cat"," kat");
 achange(" co"," ko");
 achange("s ","z ");
 achange("sz ","ss ");
 cchange(" ph"," f");
 
 cchange(" ghey "," gay ");
 cchange("badways","horribly");
 cchange(" ownzor"," own");
 cchange("kthxbye","okay. thanks. bye.");
 if (transtype==1) achange("kk thx bye","kthxbye");
 cchange(" k "," okay ");
 cchange(" thx "," thanks ");
 cchange(" i are "," i am ");
 cchange(" hacker it "," hack it ");
 cchange(" hacker them "," hack them ");
 cchange(" hacker her "," hack her ");
 cchange(" hacker him "," hack him ");
 cchange(" hacker a "," hack a ");
 cchange(" hacker his "," hack his ");
 cchange(" hacker their "," hack their ");
 cchange(" hacker that "," hack that ");
 cchange("hackered","hacked");
 cchange(" qea "," Quake 3 Arena ");
 cchange(" qe "," Quake 3 ");
 
 cchange(" l "," 1 ");
 cchange(" z "," 2 ");
 cchange(" e "," 3 ");
 cchange(" s "," 5 ");
 cchange(" g "," 6 ");
 cchange(" l "," 7 ");
 cchange(" b "," 8 ");
 cchange(" y "," 9 ");
 cchange(" o "," 0 ");
 //cchange("i ","! ");
 cchange("   [^]   5","   [^]   s");
 
 cchange("siow","slow");
 cchange("ciear","clear");
 cchange("titie","title");
 cchange(" da "," the ");
 cchange(" dah "," the ");
 cchange("aiso","also");
 
 //for (i=0;i<20;i++) cchange("ii","!!");
 cchange("eii","ell");
 cchange("ii","ll");
 cchange("!i ","!! ");
 cchange(" ! "," i ");
 cchange("eip","elp");
 cchange("sz ","ss ");
 cchange("uks ","ucks ");
 cchange("eer","ear");
 cchange("!!s","lis");
 cchange("o/o","");
 cchange("eie","ele");
 cchange("zor","er");
 cchange("!!ing","lling");
 cchange("w!!!","will"); 
 cchange("wh!!e","while");
 cchange("piay","play");
 cchange("auit","ault");
 cchange("ibie","ible");
 cchange("tah","ter");
 cchange("fah","fer");
 cchange("ouid","ould");
 cchange("a!!y","ally");
 cchange(" cus "," cuz ");
 cchange("iot","lot");
 cchange("oia","ola");
 cchange("zn","sn");
 cchange("siat","slat");
 cchange(" fone"," phone");
 cchange(" fase"," phase");
 cchange(" farmac"," pharmac");
 cchange(" fenom"," phenom");
 cchange(" fobia"," phobia");
 cchange(" foto"," photo");
 cchange(" fk"," fuck");
 cchange("elitear","more elite");
 cchange("worid","world");
 cchange("dewd","dude");
 cchange("eleet","elite");
 cchange("iam","lam");
 
 cchange("@ ","at ");
 cchange("@","a");
 cchange("i{","k");
 
 cchange("#","h");
 cchange("iis","r"); // 7h3i|2 = their
 
 if (transtype==2) { // regular expression time!
    textin = textin.replace(/(can|should|would|could|have|did) (?:are|is|am) good/g, "$1 defeat");
    textin = textin.replace(/(can|should|would|could|have|did|do|will|shall) (?:are|is|am) (good|better than)/g, "$1 defeat");
    textin = textin.replace(/(?:are|is|am) good (me|you|him|her|them|y'all|my|your|his|her|their|our)/g, "defeat $1");
    
    }
 
 }


function changeletters() {
 //alert("debug:\n\n"+textin);
 

 achange("a","4");
 achange("b","8");
 achange("e","3");
 achange("g","9");
 achange("i","1");
 achange("o","0");
 achange("s","5");
 achange("t","7");
 achange("z","2");


 if (transtype == 1 && !document.getElementById("adv").checked) return;

 
 // advanced l33t:

 


 achange("d","|)"); 
 achange("f","|="); 
 achange("h","|-|"); 
 achange("ll","|_|_");
 achange("u","|_|"); 
 achange("l","|_");
 achange("j","_|");
 achange("k","|<");
 achange("m","|\\/|");
 achange("n","|\\|"); 
 achange("v","\\/");
 achange("w","\\|/");
 achange("x","><");
 //alert("debug mode:\n\n"+textin);
 achange("y","`/"); 
 cchange("'/","y"); 
 cchange("/v\\","m");
 achange("p","|>");
 achange("q","().");
 achange("r",".-"); 
 achange("c","(");

 cchange("o|o","do");
 cchange("|o","b");
 cchange("o|","d");
 
 
 // different forms of l33t:
 
// achange("a","@");
 achange("t","+");
 achange("g","6");
 achange("w","\\/\\/");
 achange("w","vv");
 achange("k","/<");
 achange("s","$");
 if (transtype==2) achange("i","!");
 //achange("h","#");
 achange("m","|v|");
 achange("mc","|vk");
 achange("w","\\^/");
 achange("c","<");
 achange("i","|");
 achange("y","\\-/");
 achange("h","}{");
 //cchange("iz","r");

// achange("w","\\/\\/");

// extreme l33t

 if (transtype==1) return; // don't overdue the lame->l33t

 
 achange("t","†");
 achange("u","µ");
 achange("c","©");
 achange("c","¢");
 achange("b","ß");
 achange("r","®");
 achange("f","ƒ");
 achange("x","><");
 achange("e","3");
 achange("d","Ð");
 achange("d","ð");
 achange("v","v");
 achange("t","‡");
 achange("l","£");
 achange("z","ž");
 achange("y","¥");
 achange("n","ñ");
 achange("x","×");
 achange("?","¿");
 cchange("¡","i");

 
 // AI:
 //alert(textin);
 if (transtype==2) {
  textin = textin.replace(/(?!e)@(\B)/g,"at$1");  //@ at the end of words
  cchange("@","a");
  textin = textin.replace(/iz(?!e)(\w)/g,"r$1"); // |2
  textin = textin.replace(/iy/g,"ly");
  textin = textin.replace(/(\s|.|,|\?|!)uk/g,"$1" + "lik"); // |_||<3 will mean 'like' instead of 'uke'
  cchange("i-i","h");
  textin = textin.replace(/i(a|\@)te/g,"late"); // |2
  cchange("eei","eel");
  cchange("iee","lee");
  cchange("eio","elo");
  cchange("wlli","will");
  cchange("ioo","loo");
  cchange("d\\ll","oni");
  cchange("d\\ii","oni");
  cchange("i-b","ho");
  cchange("lld","ild");
  cchange(" unk"," link");
  cchange("llim","lum");
  cchange("/v","n");
  cchange("milumeter","millimeter");
  cchange("skllis","skills"); //had to hardcode this one, bc i can't find any other way.
  cchange("u>","lp");
  
  textin = textin.replace(/dj(\w)/g,"ou$1");
  textin = textin.replace(/(\w)dj/g,"$1ou");
  textin = textin.replace(/dc(\w)/g,"ok$1");
  textin = textin.replace(/(\w)dc/g,"$1ok");
 
  cchange("d_","ol");
  cchange("i\\b","no");
  }
 
 }






var transtype = 1; // 1=tol33t, 2=tolame
var textin;

//if (confirm("Hi there.\nYou seem to have caught me whilst debugging this translator.\nI'll be done at 4pm EST.\n\nClick OK to leave this page.")) history.go(-1);

function randomcase(what) { // mAkEs it LiKE This, CAsE ALl RaNDoM
 var tr = "";
 for (i=0;i<what.length;i++) {
  if (Math.random() > .5) tr += what.substr(i,1).toLowerCase();
   else tr += what.substr(i,1).toUpperCase();
  }
 return tr;
 }

function tol33t() {
 transtype=1;
 textin = " "+document.getElementById("lametext").value+" ";
 textin = textin.toLowerCase(); 
 
 punct();
 changewords();
 changeletters();

 unpunct();
 
 
 document.getElementById("l33ttext").value = stripspaces(randomcase(textin));

 }
 
function tolame() {
 transtype=2;
 textin = " "+document.getElementById("l33ttext").value+" ";
 textin = textin.toLowerCase();
 
 textin = textin.replace(/(\s)!(\s)/g,"$1i$2")
 var rxp = /!+\W/g;
// window.status=textin;
 textin = textin.replace(rxp,"."); // replace !'s at the end of words with periods. this way they don't get mistakenly converted to the letter "i"
 
 changeletters(); 
 checkadv();
 punct();
 if (!document.getElementById("lit").checked) changewords();
  else {
   cchange("#","h");
   }
 unpunct();
 
 document.getElementById("lametext").value = stripspaces(textin);
 } 
 
function stripspaces(what) {
 what = what.replace(/^ */,"");
 what = what.replace(/ *$/,"");
 return what;
 }
 
function punct() {

 

 change(".","   [%]   ");
 change(",","   [@]   ");
 change("?","   [©]   ");
 change("!","   [$]   ");
 change('"',"   [&]   ");
 change("'","   [^]   "); // (
 change(")","   [~]   ");
 change("\n","   [*]   ");
 change("\r","");
 }

function unpunct() {
// return;
 change("   [%]   ",".");
 change("   [@]   ",",");
 change("   [a]   ",",");
 change("   [©]   ","?");
 change("   [$]   ","!");
 change("   [&]   ",'"');
 change("   [^]   ","'"); // (
 change("   [~]   ",")");
 change("   [*]   ","\n");
 } 
 
 
function lamechanged() {
 if (autotrans.checked) tol33t();
 }
 
function l33tchanged() {
 if (autotrans.checked) tolame();
 } 

function retrans() {
 if (transtype==1) tol33t();
  else tolame();
 }
 
function change(t1,t2) {
  var tr = textin;
  var lp = 0;
  while (tr.indexOf(t1) > -1) {
   if (++lp > 200) {
     return tr; // avoid endless loops
     }
   var occ = tr.indexOf(t1);
   tr = tr.substr(0,occ) + t2 + tr.substr(occ+t1.length);
   }
  textin=tr;
  }  
  
function achange(t1,t2) { // always change
 if (transtype==1) {
   if (Math.random() <= .8)   // adds some variety
      change(t1,t2);
   }
 if (transtype==2) change(t2,t1);
 }
 
function cchange(t1,t2) { // compatibility change (only l33t->lame)
 if (transtype==2) change(t1,t2);
 }


var warned=false;
function checkadv() { // checks if it is expanded l33t, if so, condense
 if (textin.length < 15) return;
 var spccount=0; // # of spaces
 for (i=0;i<textin.length;i++) {
  if (textin.substr(i,1)==" ") spccount++;
  }
 if (spccount / textin.length >= .5) {
   change("  ","##");
   change(" ","");
   change("##"," ");
   var lgsword=0; // longest word count
   var cword=0; // current word's length
   for (i=0;i<textin.length;i++) {
    if (textin.substr(i,1)==" ") {
     if (cword > lgsword) lgsword=cword;
     cword=0;
     }
     else cword++;
    } 
   if (!warned && lgsword > 10) {
     alert("L33t Translator might not be able to do this one. All the words are smushed together. \nDon't forget that nothing beats a human translation!");
     warned=true;
     }
   }
 }

function betastatus() {
 document.write("Pretty reliable. No doubt more reliable than the old one. But I'm still working on it to eliminate as many errors as possible.");
 }